The cover of The Halfling's Gem. A train of camels races across a desert towards the viewer. The lead camel carries Drizzt, who's disguised as a blond-haired elf and naked to the waist, wielding a scimitar in one hand. The next camel carries Wulfgar, a muscular barbarian, and Catti-Brie, an improbably scantily dressed young woman. Far in the distance, Bruenor, an old dwarf, is on the camel in the rear.

The Halfling’s Gem

The Halfling’s Gem, unfortunately, is a textbook example of Orientalist literature: the noble northern (Western) characters visit exotic Calimshan (the Middle East), are disgusted by what they find, demonstrate their moral and physical superiority by kicking seven kinds of hell out of the depraved Calishites, then return to their home.”

The cover of Pool of Radiance. A bronze dragon breathes fire at a warrior. The warrior is a young man wearing chain mail and brandishing a sword, preparing to swing it at the dragon. There's a table with a skull on it in the bottom corner.

Pool of Radiance

“An apprentice mage who’s accidentally transformed herself into a buff amazon, a retired thief mourning his dead lover, and a fervent young priest of Tyr walk into a bar… stop me if you’ve heard this one before.”

The cover of Waterdeep. In the background is the city of Waterdeep at night, with the moon in the sky behind the signboard of the Yawning Portal tavern. In the foreground are Midnight, a black-haired young woman in an improbably revealing outfit and carrying a staff, and Kelemvor, a warrior in a red cape wielding a sword in both hands. Both are facing the viewer.

Waterdeep

“It’s not perfect — the pacing drags at points, Adon’s survival feels more preposterous than miraculous, and there are a few duds among the supporting cast — but it’s still a marked improvement over the previous couple of books.”

The cover of Tantras. An unshaven, spear-wielding man slouches in a crude throne, surrounded by a pair of armored guards and a pair of barely-dressed harem girls. Two figures in chains, their backs to the viewer, are confronting him.

Tantras

“I’m intrigued by how the author tries to take Shadowdale’s established “peaceful utopia” characterization and twist it into something darker and more cynical. It doesn’t actually work, but it could have if it had been handled more deftly.”

The cover of Shadowdale. Four figures pose dramatically around an outcropping in a forest: a muscular warrior with a bow, a blank-faced young man with a sword, a crouching woman wielding a staff, and a hooded man behind them with a sword.

Shadowdale

“The setting was only two years old at this point — it’s not like it was growing stodgy and needed some sort of shake-up to make it feel fresh again. All it accomplishes is to show you the bones of the tabletop ruleset poking through the fiction like a compound fracture.”

The cover of Darkwell. A horned, bestial-looking giant is rising out of a glowing hole in the ground. In the dark foreground, various humans are fighting each other.

Darkwell

“It’s as if Niles needed some sort of generically evil Dark Lord for his plot, so he scanned through the long list of Realms deities, saw a god of murder, and thought “Yeah, that sounds evil. He’ll do!” without actually thinking it through.”

The cover of Streams of Silver. Many skulls are suspended by ropes from the branches of a tree. At the base of the tree is Bruenor, an angry dwarf wearing a horned helmet with one horn broken off. He's carrying a shield with an arrow stuck through it and wielding an axe. On the snowy landscape behind him stand Drizzt, a cloaked dark elf wielding two scimitars; Regis, a plump halfling wielding a dagger, and Wulfgar, a muscular barbarian holding a hammer.

Streams of Silver

“This book follows Bruenor Battlehammer as he drags his friends around the northern Realms on a search for his clan’s ancestral home. It’s like The Hobbit, if there was only one dwarf and he had no idea where his home was.”

The cover of Azure Bonds. In the background, a tower covered in decorative barbs rises out of mist into a night sky with a giant moon. In the middle ground Dragonbait, a lizard-like humanoid, is posing with a bizarre-looking sword. In the foreground is Alias, a red-headed young woman wearing improbably revealing armor and resting a sword on her shoulder. She's staring off into the distance.

Azure Bonds

“Alias, the swordswoman whose magical tattoos are the linchpin of the plot, is the first strong female character in the Forgotten Realms novels to date. She’s jam-packed with both strengths and flaws: fiercely independent, cunning, practical, strong, stubborn, prideful, terrible at dealing with emotions and opening up to people.”

The cover of Spellfire. In a cavern, a young woman with long blonde hair is shooting a magical bolt at an angry skeletal dragon. Elminster and a couple of the Knights of Myth Drannor look alarmed in the foreground.

Spellfire

“It’s the Michael Bay approach to fantasy writing, where you cram the book as full as possible of dragons, magic, fireballs, heroism, messy deaths, PG-13 sex, and little moral ambiguity.”

The cover of Black Wizards. In a large scrying mirror, we see a magical image of a forest where a woman in a very low-cut dress and a black-bearded young man are talking to a faerie dragon. There are six black-robed figures posed awkwardly around the scrying mirror as if surprised by what they see.

Black Wizards

“The worst fault of this plot, though, is that just about every major problem in the book is resolved by some manner of deus ex machina rather than action on the protagonists’ part. Who knew that divine intervention could become so… boring?”