The cover of Dragons of Spring Dawning. Three figures stand in front of a grassy hillside. The first is a beefy warrior wearing a silly winged helmet, a tattered tabard, and a set of mismatched armour. The second is a lady in a defensive stance with a sword. She has permed 1980s hair and is showing off an improbable amount of leg. The third is a bronze-skinned, white-haired man in red robes leaning on a staff. Behind them, a green dragon rears upon the hillside.

Dragons of Spring Dawning

“They’re taking the Ring to Mount Doom, but here it’s a person instead of a magic ring and an old chunk of marble instead of a volcano — and for all the sense it makes, they might as well be taking a fish to a Ferris wheel.”