The cover of Crown of Fire. A long-haired blonde woman in a diaphanous white dress is suspended in mid-air, pierced through the chest by a bolt of energy. The background is an abstract, lurid spectrum of incredibly bright colours.

Crown of Fire

“Imagine a chase scene in a movie: cars careening around corners, explosions going off, gunfights between moving vehicles, that sort of thing. It’s exciting and fun, right? Then imagine that the chase scene goes on for nine solid hours.”

The cover of Spellfire. In a cavern, a young woman with long blonde hair is shooting a magical bolt at an angry skeletal dragon. Elminster and a couple of the Knights of Myth Drannor look alarmed in the foreground.

Spellfire

“It’s the Michael Bay approach to fantasy writing, where you cram the book as full as possible of dragons, magic, fireballs, heroism, messy deaths, PG-13 sex, and little moral ambiguity.”